Where are all the Greeenland Readers?

I know I'm not being reasonable, but I'd really like someone in Greenland to read my words and, I hope, respond. I know the Golden Age of Greenland ended a few centuries ago, but there must be dial-up access or something. If any reader can find me a Greenlander to read and respond, I will buy the reader and the responder a cup of coffee. Really.