Tuesday, March 20, 2007

It's Raining Cats and Dogs (and they're dead)

Hearing about how dogs and cats the country over are dying from kidney failure after eating certain brands of food, I wonder how many sick sons of guns the nation over are killing their pets, hoping to become part of a major class action suit. I know I’ve got five cats (two of my own, two of my girlfriend’s and one of my father’s, who is currently incapacitated), and I don’t even care for cats, particularly. If I were hard up for a chunk of change--say my trailer needed to be insulated--I guess I could picture a scenario like this.

As long as each of you sends me the $38.50 a month you’ve promised, that point will not arrive.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The chek's in the mail.