Using all the resources at your disposal, please answer the following questions in brief paragraphs. Feel free to be lighthearted and fanciful or serious and somber.
Write more than one sentence for each response. Dig into your hearts for answers. (If you’d prefer to dig into your wallets, please see Sam to make arrangements.) Thank you. That is all.
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you bear a child, why do you have a cow?
If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?
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