Where are all the Greeenland Readers?

I know I'm not being reasonable, but I'd really like someone in Greenland to read my words and, I hope, respond. I know the Golden Age of Greenland ended a few centuries ago, but there must be dial-up access or something. If any reader can find me a Greenlander to read and respond, I will buy the reader and the responder a cup of coffee. Really.

The Search for Technical Help

I'm far from the brightest person in the world, but I do occasionally have ideas. Today, while thinking about Wikipedia, the thought crossed my mind that perhaps a novel could be written like this. I have a few unpublished novels, and would like to "publish" a first chapter as a wiki. Can anyone give me some advice on how to do this?